The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 516 is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.145 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The strong Join Lily economy, worth 370 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,451 Join Lilies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,752 per year while the poor average 8,140, a ratio of 21.5 to 1.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and town welcome signs list corporate sponsors. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Switz got Lazy 516's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 516 is ranked 184,055^th in the world and 4,522^nd in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 338.35 on the Gilded Widget Scale.